What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?